I was outside by myself talking to myself and I said “why do these things happen to me” and “why do bad things happen to me”
I walked inside and this elderly lady does a 180 degree turn to face me and grabs my arm!
She hands me an invitation to a Jehovah’s Witness ceremony and she says to me “you wonder why bad things happen to you and all these things happen to you…come to the ceremony on Monday and you find the answer”
…WTF Just happened how did she know what to say…there was no one around me…. This is some black magic who-do voodoo shit haha
The person who tries to keep everyone happy